May 25, 2024

Defending Super Earth

After giving it a couple of months to cool off at the request of the devs themselves, I pulled the trigger on Helldivers II yesterday. I have two thoughts.

  1. I absolutely get the hype.
  2. Goddamn, I wish Graham was around to play this with.

It’s the exact sort of stupid fun shooter that appeals immensely and would’ve gone over incredibly well. The visceral feel of explosions and the sell-dead ragdolling are just so good together. The polish of the humor, so straight-faced as it provides this absurd narrative, is just fucking delightful. The emotes and other surreal touches to the game are just so well put together.

I was on a mission with 4 random dudes to launch an ICBM. It’s quite a sequence to get it in the air, and once the final countdown began, I stood by it and saluted it as the clock hit zero.

Massive fucking explosion, dead, send in another Helldiver. It was complete perfection. I will do it every single time.

I’m available for playing on PS5, no prizes for guessing the username.

February 22, 2024

Holy hell Balatro.

What a game, the quote from screenrant was right on the money. It’s a fucking time eater (shout out Slay the Spire). I sunk ten hours into it like it was nothing. Got one win and capped out at around 230k damage if I’m remembering right, made it to endless mode and two antes in before I couldn’t scale enough.

There’s so much potential. DDRn’t and poop behind the more.

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February 21, 2024

How far we have fallen.

I took an extra day off because my ankle wasn’t feeling right, and in hindsight it was the right call even if the scores aren’t good. Everything felt strong at the end.

Gaming, Japanese, and work behind the more.

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February 19, 2024

Let’s get back to it.

Been sick for the better part of two years. Tomorrow I’m hoping I can start to turn it around.

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February 2, 2024

Clearing the Air

I’m still really hurting from finding out about Graham, but I’ll share a little bit about where I’m at mentally and what I’m up to.

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January 29, 2024

Kaos El Gigante

It literally never occurred to me once in my life that I would ever eulogize Graham.

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January 16, 2024

I don’t have it in me to write today.

But I may have something here around this time next week.

November 8, 2021

Oh Wow

I’ve got arcade pads.

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January 3, 2018

In which I discuss building my third score tracker in fifteen years.

So there’s a new project on the horizon, like I said in the more from yesterday. A score tracker that’s StepMania-friendly. And I’m gonna be honest, this is mostly for my benefit. I want to have some visual indication of how I’m approaching my goal of “95% of all available DP in DDR Extreme” as a cool-ass graph and all those bells and whistles. But honestly, when using a Framework like Laravel, making it so others can also use it is really the easiest part of the thing. I’ve gotten quite proficient in the framework, and I should be able to knock it out before the domain is registered.

Oh yeah, the domain.

I don’t remember if I actually talked about wanting to register full.com.bo here before. But I did. And I had ambitions of it being a unified score tracker, so one tracker for all your games you play. I did a score tracker for PIU for a while thinking it worked like DDR. You’ve got a set number of DP available, score it how you want, whatever. It turns out you can employ a few little tricks to actually game free perfects out of the song on the arcade versions. Which is neat, but also makes this kind of hard.

A unified score tracker for many arcade games also introduces a number of issues in sourcing reliable data, and is generally shaping up to be a tremendous pain in my ass. So I’m not doing a unified score tracker. I’m doing one centered on StepMania, and making use of StepMania’s way of handling things. E.g., fields in the database for marvelous, perfect, and so on use the Stepmania code conventions of W1, W2, W3, W4, W5, Miss, Held, and LetGo. Tier01 instead of AAAA, Tier02 for AAA, and so on. Why do all that crap? Because, I can still make it a unified score tracker for the different games that Stepmania can emulate. So Pump is still doable, provided you’re playing it on StepMania.

Going this route, I can use a much simpler database schema that totals about 13 tables for the whole system, which covers everything from user authentication, authorization, and preferences to password resets, to metadata about each game, full localization support, room for rich details for each song, and the scores themselves.

I mentioned on Facebook yesterday that people are going to ask about cheating/proof/etc., and there will be only one question on the FAQ, and it will be:

Q: What if I suspect someone is posting fake scores or cheating?
A: Who cares? Shut up.

Let’s be real, a lot of people that are still in the game own their own machines and there’s not a goddamn thing stopping them from adjusting the timing windows in the operator menu and then taking full credit for an MFC. And I really don’t give a fuck. Like, if they’re cheating, they’re cheating, they know they’re cheating, why should it bother you? I might give people the option to hide all scores for a user, but it’s way, way down my list of things to give a shit about.

January 2, 2018

Hahahaha no.